1.   Stay out of trouble.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues,
via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well...

In each of the following photos, try to guess who is a girl and who is a guy ……..
There are 6 pairs, pick left or right.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
 
Blood plasma. 

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No piece of paper can be folded in half
 
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually
 
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your *** )

To all managers and would-be managers

 SUBJECT :  THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
 
 Lesson 1 :

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

Dad: Anak bili mo ako ng soft drinks.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak: Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak: Bote o Can?